Why we now don’t just have “proper” political scandals

23rd May 2023

Today in parliament, during a debate on an urgent question related to the conduct of the current Home Secretary, a backbencher asked a striking and thought-provoking question:

“What’s wrong with this country? We used to have proper scandals abour sex or money, or about PM’s invading Iraq…”

There is an answer to this question, though perhaps not the one he wants or expects.

The reason is that the informal and often hidden ways these sort of issues used to be dealt with are no longer followed.

The hyper-partisanship and opportunism of ministers – especially in the last five or so years – means there is now a general attitude of getting away with things.

The unseen checks and balances provided by self-restraint – the soft constitutional conventions, as opposed to hard(ish) constitutional law – are old hat.

Cummings and Johnson may well be gone – but their damage to our constitutional arrangements lingers.

And so – there being no other way to deal with, say, the conduct of the current Home Secretary – it has become a parliamentary and public matter.

There is nothing as a buffer before any mess-up becomes part of day-to-day politics.

And unless ministers relearn the checks and balances of self restraint – in a word, “constitutionalism” – then it may be that there will be a lot more time and attention on these not “proper scandals”.

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5 thoughts on “Why we now don’t just have “proper” political scandals”

  1. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away …

    “Mandy’s in the papers ’cause she tried to go to Spain
    She’ll soon be in the dock and in the papers once again
    Vicki’s got her story about the mirror and the cane
    It may be false, it may be true
    but nothing has been proved

    Stephen’s in his dressing gown now breakfasting alone
    Too sick to eat, he’s on his feet and to the telephone
    The police inspector soothes him with his sympathetic tone
    It may be false, it may be true
    but nothing has been proved

    In the House a resignation, guilty faces every one
    Christine’s fallen out with Lucky, Johnny’s got a gun
    Please Please Me’s number one

    (It’s a scandal, it’s a scandal, such a scandal)

    Now Stephen’s in the dock for spending money that was earned
    by Christine and the prosecution says that money burned
    a hole in Stephen’s pocket, for expensive sins he yearned
    It may be false, it may be true
    but nothing has been proved

    In the news the suicide note, in the court an empty space
    Even Mandy’s looking worried, Christine’s pale and drawn
    Please Please Me’s number one

    (It’s a scandal, it’s a scandal, such a scandal)

    Last night he wrote these words to his friend
    ‘Sorry about the mess
    I’m guilty ’til proved innocent in the public eye and press’
    The funeral’s very quiet because all his friends have fled
    They may be false, they may be true
    they’ve all got better things to do
    They may be false, they may be true
    but nothing has been proved
    No, nothing has been proved”

    Is that really what Edward Leigh wants?

    Or perhaps, he was thinking of T Dan Smith and Ernest Marples?

    I think in Brexit, we have had Suez …

  2. Brilliant piece from J Turner – respect.

    I am not sure ‘the good old days’ were that much better. Rottenness was better hidden.

    Now most governmental problems are fairly intractable and have no attractive solutions and the players are merely left with gamespersonship and yah-boo-sucks. Meanwhile we swirl around the plughole of history waiting for the slurping and gurgling noise.

  3. Worse. They stand there naked with jam all over their faces and other parts claiming they are clothed in royal robes of velvet and silk, and haven’t eaten since last week.

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