12th December 2021
From time to time, if you are lucky and alert, you can watch urban legends form in real time before your eyes.
In the last twenty-four hours we have seen the creation of a new conspiracy theory, to go with the likes of the moon landing hoax and Piltdown man.
It began with a tweet and a picture:
EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson accused of personally breaking Covid laws by hosting a Christmas quiz in No10 last year – and we've got pictures 👀https://t.co/lzcEnXeHck
— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) December 11, 2021
It is a good, good scoop.
The picture, of course, is not in and of itself incriminating.
Three people, including the Prime Minister, on a Zoom or similar call.
The Santa hat and the tinsel are indicative of it perhaps not being an especially earnest work call.
It is unlikely, for example, that the other call participant was, say, Vladimir Putin.
But it is the context which makes the picture significant.
If the three participants were not together for work purposes at the time of last Christmas then it would seem to have been an unlawful gathering.
And if, instead of Vladimir Putin’s stern unsmiling face, the Prime Minister was looking at a screen full of quiz participants – his own staff – crowded around their monitors, then his staff would seem to be in unlawful gatherings too.
When the Prime Minister said ‘all the rules have been followed’ he did not mention they were the quiz rules.
If these contextual points can be made out then this could be a difficult situation for the Prime Minister and his staff.
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You would think this was bad enough – and sufficient to satisfy those who are hostile to the Prime Minister and distrustful of him.
But no.
The picture also, it was contended, showed something even worse, if you looked carefully.
Looked hard, like one would look at a slice of toast to maybe see a somewhat bewildered face of Jesus.
In the top-left corner, we were told, there is black bin liner.
EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson accused of personally breaking Covid laws by hosting a Christmas quiz in No10 last year – and we've got pictures 👀https://t.co/lzcEnXeHck
— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) December 11, 2021
And if there is a black bin liner, it followed, it would have to be masking a security camera.
But.
There is no black bin liner.
And under the lack of a black bin liner there is no security camera.
What you can see is a pelmet – in effect upholstery for curtains.
You can see this in these pics:
This, of course, did not prevent a number of usually sensible people from tweeting about a black bin liner hiding a security camera – members of parliament, journalists, critical thinkers.
As well as all those who, well, would also tweet without any hesitation in other situations about ‘dead cats’ and ‘false flags’.
I wonder what the correlation is between people retweeting this nonsense and people tweeting endlessly about a "dead catsl" the other day.
— 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗞 (@Mechafatnick) December 12, 2021
What all this tells us is a couple of things,
The first is the truth that many people will want to see a deeper conspiracy when no conspiracy needs to be posited.
The second is that we have a Prime Minister for whom many will believe it is plausible is capable of adopting the tactic of putting a black bin liner over a Downing Street security camera.
The number of people ready to believe this of our current Prime Minister is in and of itself significant.
(Indeed, some reading this blog post would be ready to believe if there were more compelling evidence.)
But as this blog averred recently, we have an arrogant government that has not even got the basic competence to be deceitful and cunning.
Even if there were a security camera in Downing Street instead of a pelmet, Johnson would probably not have cared anyway.
This is because he would (then) have undoubtedly not even thought that it could possibly matter – at least to him.
So what?
Well.
And now we come to the real political significance of the picture.
For what is important for what happens next to the Prime Minister is how freely this information is now being given to the press by his own staff.
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